Trevor did not like dogs. As far as he was concerned, they were big, hairy, slobbery pests with terrible social skills. He particularly despised Augusta Longbottom’s pet spaniel, Montgomery, who had an awful addiction to licking toads.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
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In Trevor’s opinion, the pureblood wizard boy Neville Longbottom was a hopeless case. He wore his hair in a bowlcut, had the fashion sense of a color-blind eighty-year-old witch, and was a huge klutz.

For some inexplicable reason, Trevor found himself developing a soft spot for the kid.

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Aside from the occasional mishap, usually caused by Neville accidentally breaking, dropping or tripping over something, life with the Longbottoms was rather uneventful.

Trevor considered taking up drinking to alleviate his boredom.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

 But then he met Neville Longbottom and immediately began hatching an escape plan.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

As Trevor eyed the offensive oral instrument, he felt himself breaking out in spots.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket